Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

martinekenblog:

These humorous photos look like human or animal faces

LOL! :D

(Source: thisiscolossal.com)

things that are going to be 10 years old in 2014

ruinedchildhood:

bringmeknitting:

taco-bell-rey:

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*whispers* no

this is all from a decade ago. i feel old

wolfnanaki:

PRIORITIES, LADY.

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: seriando, via sethmeonfire)

iohcecarg:

thatpsychochick:

I’m so sorry xDDD

don’t forget to go to dolldivine and make your own sailor scouts!

They made it into sailor moooon

trolltina:

Men need to objectify and conquer. They see what they want to see. Women, however, can see into the soul of a person.

(via kreamandkake)

(Source: tommy57)

bestdisneysongs:

"Let it Go" -Frozen