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oh my imagination running wild
guess I’ve missed you from the day that we first met

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Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.

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One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 

The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.

Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.

The End.

Date tha waitress instead

that fucker ate your oyster

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Married life with Ellen and Portia.

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These pancakes are so perfect they are unnatural, unsettling and disturbing.

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The Princess Club

Episode 32

Introducing Elsa and Anna into the Princess Club.

*that’s real snow

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Princess Anna of Arendelle

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Some people are worth melting for. 

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